THEY TOLD ME TO WATCH MY LANGUAGE, FUCK THAT

  • 1950s lyrics: splishin and a-splashin, one time i was splishin and a-splashin. ooh, i was movin and a-groovin. yeah, i was splishin and a-splashin.
  • 1960s lyrics: he hit me and it felt like a kiss. he hit me and i knew he loved me. if he didn't care for me, i could have never made him mad. but he hit me and i was glad.
  • 1970s lyrics: my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling. my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling.
  • 2012 lyrics: i'm pimpin where i'm winnin, thats just how i’m chillin. i'm smokin grits and sellin chickens, corvette painted lemons.
  • EVERY DECADE HAS BAD LYRICS NOW GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAGS


“What you wearin, girl? And don’t tell me no stupid shit like ‘clothes’ cause I will fuck around and smack the shit outta you, ya heard? Now tell me what color draws you got on?

“What you wearin, girl? And don’t tell me no stupid shit like ‘clothes’ cause I will fuck around and smack the shit outta you, ya heard? Now tell me what color draws you got on?

(via wgoddess)